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Bladder’s Little Goblins Fan Mail.
See the Little Goblin,
See his little feet,
And his little nosey-wosey,
Isn’t the Goblin Sweet.

First up the Goblins took on the Norse team. In the first half the Goblins kicked off. They dominated the line of Scrimmage and Knock out the Wolf man. Two goblins where frame by the Norse and sent off for alleged foul play. The Fanatic whirled around for the half getting in the way but not inflicting long term damage. The Goblins however held the Norse off for the half. The Fanatic was to be sent off, but the Goblins Lawyers successfully pointed out to the ref that it was not a ball and chain, but an oversized Medallion. In the second half the Goblins received and again dominated the line of Scrimmage, with the Bombardier and Looney on as well. The Looney in the first minutes of the game was able to injury a lineman but was then viciously knocked out. The Fanatic again whirled around knocking Norse players over, but no lasting damage. However a Norse player was injured by a , whiles the other , was subjected to an illegal foul in which he was injured. The perpetrator was sent off for the rest of the game. The Goblins did manage to score halfway through the half. A much depleted Goblin side, and Norse side set up for the final drive which resulted in a Norse touchdown just as the final siren was about to go. The Norse scored after the Goblins fell over trying to get to him. Result was 1-1 draw and 2-3 in Casualties.

The Goblins, on a high then took on the undefeated Dark elves. They managed to get a bloodweiser Keg that fell off the back of a cart, and had a large slush fund to bribe the ref with. The first half the Dark Elves kicked. The Fanatic then injured a Dark elf lineman, but the Pogoer failed to pick up the ball. The Dark elves flooded through, got the ball and sweeped through to score half way through the half, killing the Looney. The Bombardier tried to use a bomb to knock them down but it only affected one Dark elf and the was not able to do anything in his blitz. The Bombardier and Fanatic were able to hide their weapons from the ref after he saw a brown envelope sticking out of his bag on the side line. With the next drive the Bombardier promptly blew him self up, but luckily the Fanatic became a whirling form of death as he injured two more Dark elves including a Blitzer and a injured another. Unfortunately they could not score as the Witch elf danced between half the Goblin team and pushed the Pogoer in to the crowd. The Pogoer was okay and came back for the second half. The Second half stated with two depleted teams, although, the Goblins were able to use the Medallion argument again, but the Dark elves use an ‘illegal’ substance on a sponge to get a player back. The Second half started with the Dark elves receiving. There was no line of scrimmage as the Dark elves held back in part and the rest of the team broke through the Goblins, but a well placed mine (placed during the half time show while the lawyers were arguing with the Ref) knocked over the ball carrier and most of his support, the blitzed the last support player and the Poger was able to pick the ball up. He would go most of the length of the field surviving multiple hits and leaping lots of Dark elves to get pulled down also within reach of the touchdown line. But as luck would have it the ball landed in a Goblin support players hands and he was able to run in for the Touchdown. The Goblins then kicked again to the Dark elves who tried to bust through, but they a hand off and so could not score. The game ended 1-1 with 4-3 in Casualties.